Mel let himself in and called out for Bob.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through my house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. My apprentice, Mikey, was staying the night, And I put up with his crap, cause the kid is alright.
I had drank my last pot of coffee, and the kid had a Coke, caffeine keeping me awake is really a joke. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I grabbed my. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow And the floor was colder than shit, like … 20 below!
When, what to my frosted over eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer. With a little blue glittering driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be a freaking faery, well…shit. More rapid than unladen sparrows his coursers they came, And I leaned out the window and took careful aim!
Now hitting a faery, can be harder than hell, So a paused for a moment before casting my spell. As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, My binding took his ass out as he flew through the sky.
There was a small thump, I heard on the roof And the scrambling and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Through the bedroom door, Mikey came with a bound.
And I thought about knocking his screaming ass out. His eyes-how they twinkled! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! Slipping down the stairs, with nary a sound, There was a tremor in the wards, so I began glancing around. No one gets through the wards on my home, Not dragons, nor spirits or even a pissed off gnome!
And there in my livingroom sat the tiny blue elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself! Cause Richard York, wizard vampire, had come to spread me some cheer, And was playing the pixie with a grin from ear to ear.A music humor site dealing in misheard song lyrics (Mondegreens) for songs from the past 50 years including country, chrisitan music, and christmas music.
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